When you plan on going to bed early.
Expectations: 9:00 pm Reality: 1:00 am
In the hallways at school...
You have… The popular girls: The popular guys: The sluts: The pervs: The nerds: The guidos: The stoners: That awkward PDA couple: That guy that really doesn’t want to be late for class: The socially awkward kids: That kid wit da swag: That gurl that’s just straight up fabulous: And then theres me:
People who edit pictures like this.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: mycroftismight: atleast these girls are like 13. i know 18 year olds that still do this shit O.O Submitted by trulylovely
cmonletsbereal: florcitaaaca: saraheuliano: when i flirt with hot guy: reality- when i whip my hair: reality- when i walk down the street: reality- when i go to sleep: reality- when i dance: reality- when i’m with my boyfriend: reality- LMAO HAHAHHA! YES!
Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: ashipops: - Everyone needs to reblog this Submitted by trulylovely
So here's how my math class works,
What we learn in class: 1 + 1 Homework: -55x + 47x Test: 39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x)
When people my age talk about how much they love...
I have my life on Tumblr, and then my normal life....
When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word essay
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: Teacher: “You got a zero” Me: “Why?” Teacher: “You submitted a picture.” Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.” Submitted by twiinklex
Those days where you just have mixed emotions.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: Reblogged from ihateharvey:
Interviewer: What is your biggest wish? Grohl: That Kurt came back.– Dave Grohl (via dead-than-cool)
If I had a british accent I would never shut up.
When people moan about being grounded, MY MOM...
hail-me-im-gl0wny: bitches u mad?
REBLOG IF YOU WONDER WHY THEY NEVER SHOWED HIS...
or her from the Power Puff Girls
The World's Oldest Man died yesterday. He was 114...
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Worker: What can I get for you today? Me: Some medium fries and a pack of 8 nuggets. Worker: You mean McNuggets? Me: Yeah, but nuggets is the same thing. Worker: If you look on the sign, the name is McNuggets. Me: Should I have asked for some McFries too? …
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You...